Day 3 - Slynshady's Birthday & Waterbombs

Happy birthday Sleena! For those that don't know, she's the third writer of this blog, better known as Slynshady. She's brought us such wonders as songs for sleep deprivation, not to mention this little number. And she's 18 now, so let's all wish her a fantabulous day.

*crowd cheers*

 I feel this picture accurately depicts her.

Woooh. Day started off with double PE which is probably my favourite thing ever. Too bad I slept in and missed half of it. 

Walked in to see a bunch of a filled water balloons in a bucket, though, and I knew then that this day would be good. Both recess and lunch were promptly spent attacking our fellow Fortians with said water bombs and much hilarity ensued.

Firstly, under the guise of "oh shit Pat's not here yet what do we do?", Jacky succeeded in getting right up to Isaac while he didn't suspect a thing, but failed to actually, you know, hit him. AT POINTBLANK RANGE. But Harman the waterbender was there to clean up the job.

Then Pat finally got to school and we all told him we were going to get the Year 11 indie fagz. But really, we couldn't resist getting him instead and Cameron, Alex and WillNG finally got their revenge from a particular soaking in Ancient History a few days before.

Next few attacks I missed 'cause I was caught up in a conversation with Mr Malcolm, my basketball coach at school. We talked for nearly the whole of lunch about his university days - I pretty much know his life story now. But it was pretty awesome, he told me about all these basketball trips he used to make to a bunch of different places, and he talked more about how he got trashed after the games than the games themselves. I'm now looking forward to post-Speech Day drinks with the teachers more than ever. 

Judging from the videos though, they seemed to get Jacky pretty damn good. Apparently Kef's was better but Josh screwed up the filming or something. Check out Alex's facebook for the good one's, though. Or you can scroll to the bottom for mine, if you enjoy maniacal laughter permeating your Cold War anxiety viewing experience. 

Afterwards all the big boys and girls went down to the pub opposite the station to celebrate Sleena's birthday. Sadly this came just 3 days too early for me to join in but we still managed to have a sit down with them inside (not on a highchair, much to Brad's dismay). When the rest of the school reached the station we went back out to see Pat and Jacky dropping even more bombs from the station bridge, this time at the unsuspecting juniors below. Good times.

Audience participation today - wish Sleena a happy birthday! Share a cherished memory that features the one and only, Slynshady! Conquer the 7 seas!

Videos after the jump